This
is pretty neat how it works out. This is amazing CHOCOLATE math!!!!!!!

**DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!**

It only takes about a minute.......

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun (& it's about
chocolate).

**First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate ....**

(try
for more than once but less than 10)

**Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)**

**Add 5. (for Friday Night)**

**Multiply it by 50 **(being a bit stupid)

I'll wait while you get the calculator................

**If you have already had your birthday this year add 1751....**

**If you haven't, add 1750 ..........**

**Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (if you remember)**

You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original
number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two
numbers are your age.

**IMPRESSIVE ISN'T IT?**

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2001) IT WILL EVER WORK,

SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.